Rubber Band

This design is what happens when you mix safe sex with rock ‘n roll and forget to pull out the sarcasm. Meet the Rubber Band—four latex legends who are here to shred riffs, smash drums, and keep your bad decisions wrapped up tighter than a motel bedsheet. On guitar, we’ve got Mr. Ribbed-For-Her-Pleasure, slapping out licks that’ll make you forget your safe word. On drums, Yellow Latex Lightning pounding harder than your neighbor’s headboard. The lead singer? Blue Rage, screaming into the mic like your ex when you “forgot” the protection. And on bass, Mr. Smooth Operator—because every band needs one member who looks like they’re only here for the groupies.

This ain’t just a T-shirt—it’s a middle finger to boring novelty tees. It’s bold, it’s raunchy, and it’ll have people double-taking harder than a priest walking past a sex shop. Rock loud, play safe, and let the Rubber Band keep it wrapped.