A laid-back, slightly sardonic holiday tee that feels like a slow evening by the fire. Soft, garment-dyed cotton and a relaxed fit make this shirt feel lived-in from the first wear. The vintage-style illustration shows a weary, coffee-in-hand figure surrounded by holiday clutter and a tree — the caption reads “SILENT NIGHT, MY ASS” with a smaller line, “Merry Christmas — You’ll Sleep in January.” It’s the kind of shirt someone reaches for when they want to laugh at the chaos of the season while staying comfortable. Wear it for low-key gatherings, late-night decorating runs, or lounging with a mug and string lights. The muted, worn-in colors give it a classic, nostalgic vibe that blends with flannel, jeans, or cozy lounge pants.
Product features
– Sizes S–4XL available (refer to Comfort Colors 1717 size chart)
– 100% ring-spun US cotton; pre-shrunk with medium-weight 6.1 oz fabric
– Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
– Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for durability
– Relaxed fit with sewn-in label; made in Honduras, available in 58 colors
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
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